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[ he gets a fire message in return, written in super fancy cursive. ]

I was not aware you needed my permission to day drink.

This Changes Everything.

No drinking before breakfast.

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IF I CANT READ YOUR MESSAGE I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO ITS RULES
p.s. who eats breakfast
p.p.s. i'm out of paper

[unfriendlygreen]

[ a new notebook appears in the same spot the gift basket was. and ragnor is back to texting. ]

It's already spelled, but I expect you to be able to do it yourself by the next one.

[ a box of cookies appears too. ]

Breakfast.

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its my birthday dont give me more work
if ur still handing out presents send over expensive wine so i can eat these in the bath

(that is a joke stop sending me things but also i appreciate it but also stop)

[unfriendlygreen]

Last one, I promise.

[ a bottle of wine and one of those fancy charcuterie boards, followed by a second text ]

cy loves those. he's particularly obnoxious about the grapes.

[ he guesses if he turns the conversation back on himself then nick will be less prickly about accepting the present. ]

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ur an absolute nightmare i swear to god

( but he takes it still, so it can't be that bad. there is a bit of a delay between responses, because nick was very serious about eating the cookies in the bath, particularly when paired with wine. )

hows that whole situation going anyway?

[unfriendlygreen]

Without incident. I imagine I'll have to try being casually handcuffed around someone else eventually, it wouldn't be very helpful if I can only handle it when he's in the room.

[ he knows damn well that's not what nick's asking, but he's going for the less awkward conversation. ]

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not to be dismissive of what is absolutely very important stuff for u but like
100% not what i was asking about

[unfriendlygreen]

I KNOW. I WAS DODGING.

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ur not very good at it
u need to provide new bait if thats going to work

[unfriendlygreen]

I DID PROVIDE NEW BAIT!

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too related ur not gonna distract me if we're basically staying on topic
do u feel like ur gonna ~die when u look in his eyes

[unfriendlygreen]

I like looking at them, actually. I just like him, it's not that serious.

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im pretty sure someone gave u some very gr8 advice along those exact lines actually
someone very smart + intelligent + fantastic at advice + totally handsome w a great personality

[unfriendlygreen]

You have known me long enough to be aware I do not Enjoy Things.

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the power is in ur hands
it's not the worst thing in the world u know, having a feeling

[unfriendlygreen]

it's new and i have no idea of what to do with it.

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u don't have to do anything with it
just have ur crush and have fun + like enjoy how it makes u feel or whatever u don't even have to tell him
it's that easy trust

[unfriendlygreen]

I told him I liked him as soon as I realized I did. I'm not a child.

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what like right away
u just told him?
thats so fucking weird

[unfriendlygreen]

I kissed him too.

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did u feel like u were gonna break out in hives?

[unfriendlygreen]

YES. Is that normal?

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i mean i assume so that's how i felt

[unfriendlygreen]

did you break out in hives?