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i cant unread this
i'm going to get my memory wiped thx i cannot and will not live with this
i changed my mind i'm not trying 2 judge any more

on a completely unrelated note i might try blueberry pancakes tho

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THAT'S HOW THE KINK GETS YOU.

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i just want to eat breakfast foods like a normal bitch and now i've been cursed for life

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next thing you know you'll be researching blue latex catsuits on ebay or whatever the equivalent is here

fuckbay.

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i would look fantastic in a latex catsuit why would i ruin it by blowing it up like a blueberry

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tbh yeah you really would. not my fetish but like, i could roll with it.

and bc that's how it starts!!


it's p. common for a kink to start out kinda small and basic and then build over time bc the original stops doing it for you.

that's why some dudes are into sounding rods that scratch their fucking eyeballs.

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well thank god i think latex feels weird as fuck then or i'd end up needing someone 2 yell "you're turning violet violet!" just to get off

honestly that was touch and go for a moment there

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im glad we were able to pull u back from the edge.

but i'm keeping an eye on this nick v blueberry thing just in case.

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god like what if the catalyst for the next one is skinny jeans
i'll be lost forever, not even a creepy fetish future will make me wear a bootcut 😔😔😔

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there is nothing wrong with bootcut you absolute fucking philistine and you can sit ya punk ass down about it.

god, where does nate FIND you motherfuckers. do you roll off a hot topic production line, roll around in astral violet glitter and just spring fully formed from the head of jeff fucking bezos???

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i literally would rather cut off a finger than wear bootcut jeans and honestly i'm horrified u would speak in defence
do they not have taste in canada????

dont lump me in w that whole goth thing omg, i said i wanted a labcoat for work (AS A JOKE) and he deadass got me an all black one

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you know what we have in canada? bears.

if you wanna get ya legs used as a toothpick for an angry grizzly you go ahead but i'd rather a little more fabric between me and a hungry maw you know what i'm saying? besides, skintight groinal areas in jeans give me the heebie jeebies.

okay that's actually hilarious tho. and dangerous!! you have to know when you spill shit on labcoats, god nate.

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isnt that just more chance for the bear to catch your fabric flapping heels w that hungry maw?? your logic is supremely flawed

it is a very safe work environment that definitely never violates OSH standards at all :)

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this is why canadians don't trust outsiders.