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well thank god i think latex feels weird as fuck then or i'd end up needing someone 2 yell "you're turning violet violet!" just to get off

honestly that was touch and go for a moment there

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im glad we were able to pull u back from the edge.

but i'm keeping an eye on this nick v blueberry thing just in case.

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god like what if the catalyst for the next one is skinny jeans
i'll be lost forever, not even a creepy fetish future will make me wear a bootcut 😔😔😔

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there is nothing wrong with bootcut you absolute fucking philistine and you can sit ya punk ass down about it.

god, where does nate FIND you motherfuckers. do you roll off a hot topic production line, roll around in astral violet glitter and just spring fully formed from the head of jeff fucking bezos???

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i literally would rather cut off a finger than wear bootcut jeans and honestly i'm horrified u would speak in defence
do they not have taste in canada????

dont lump me in w that whole goth thing omg, i said i wanted a labcoat for work (AS A JOKE) and he deadass got me an all black one

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you know what we have in canada? bears.

if you wanna get ya legs used as a toothpick for an angry grizzly you go ahead but i'd rather a little more fabric between me and a hungry maw you know what i'm saying? besides, skintight groinal areas in jeans give me the heebie jeebies.

okay that's actually hilarious tho. and dangerous!! you have to know when you spill shit on labcoats, god nate.

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isnt that just more chance for the bear to catch your fabric flapping heels w that hungry maw?? your logic is supremely flawed

it is a very safe work environment that definitely never violates OSH standards at all :)

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this is why canadians don't trust outsiders.