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[chrisisofaith]

probably both
wait what's the one you have in your hand? what's it do?

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this is lime green it definitely cant be ur thing unless ur like legit color blind

it was supposed to be like night vision but it just keeps giving me the giggles

[chrisisofaith]

no not that, sure it's not. i'll look in a second

need something else, something to dip one of these charms in before i give it over to the guy

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OH oh that thing it's uhhhh
oh come on i know this

did u check that shelf near the counter i out all the pens + shit on the one on the right not the left

[chrisisofaith]

[He's just gonna...]

oh shit. ok i found it. that one i do blame on the spirit critters

good, this guy's creeping me out, almost sent him out the express way

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i was trying to teach some of them w hands to stir potions but i think they got a taste for it

want me to come beat him up for u?

[chrisisofaith]

their hands are kind've creepy but stirring potions might be cute

nick, lovely, what?
no, we don't need you breaking your arm at him

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its super cute theyre my little assistants 🥰🥰


UM what if i was filled with adrenaline like those moms that lift trees off their kids or w/e i could totally protect u

[chrisisofaith]

i would be incredibly impressed. and honestly probably a little turned on? but also i could lift you easily

but he's gone now i gave him his thing and he left. sometimes i miss just punching people.

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you could punch me if you want i need the practice

i make no apologies if ur simply too turned on by my guns 2 focus tho

[chrisisofaith]

nate wouldn't appreciate it if i broke you

but yes. you're such a distraction. my poor work ethic suffers every time you wander in



wait but serious question: guns? you don't have guns

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i'm pretty sure if nate saw us sparring he'd lose his mind so like jot that one down

i could be secretly swole chris u dont know

[chrisisofaith]

[....Oh. It's slang. Ok. He's got it.]

gods you're right. he'd record it. clearly i need to teach you how to spar so we could do it convincingly.

nick i've had my hands on you? i know you aren't. unless you're using magic. magical guns. there's your next potion.

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you could teach me how to spar for the joy of the sport and if we happen to all end up wildly horny along the way then thats just a cherry on top

oh but that actually is a good idea bc i always wondered what i'd look like if i was actually like. buff yknow?

[chrisisofaith]

ok but i would actually absolutely teach you to spar, if you wanted

i would also love to see you buff. i’d even try it with you

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do u think i'd be hotter with abs nate was v non-committal about it

(also like ok lowkey yes i wanna learn to fight but violence makes me stressed and it makes for a weird dynamic i feel like u should know that going in)

[chrisisofaith]

i mean yes. but i like a touch of muscle on anyone. nate just likes what nate likes i think

(and ok that's entirely fair. we can always try and bail later if you want, but learning defensive sparring would still get you abs and not involve violence)

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im a very specific type ok its reasonable to assume aesthetic changes might affect that appeal

i also should warn you i will try + distract you with sex like every time bc i hate working at anything just like
while i'm getting it all out there

😌

[chrisisofaith]

slender attractive? spirit creature aesthetic.

if we're in full disclosure then i'll admit sparring turns me on so i won't say you'll never be successful, but i'll try to keep us on track, this is also now my pet project so i'm committed to get some toning on your arms at least
(unless you end up super hating it)

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where im from we call them twinks

theres a joke about cardio warmups there probably. anyway i am here for sexy toned fighting me, i was doing a whole...
new years resolution thing but i sort of slipped off

new year new me 2.0 lets do this, make me hot chris

[chrisisofaith]

you're already hot but new and improved sounds good.

real question
why 'twinks'?

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ok that's actually an excellent question and i honestly have no idea

maybe it's something to do w twinkies? i guess you don't have them either though do you :(

[chrisisofaith]

nope

nate might have fed them to me when he was introducing me to ‘junk food’ though

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honestly i'll be very disappointed if he didnt junk food is the best

did u try cheetos theyre the best by far
flamin' hot ones aren't as good here as they are back home but like itll do yknow

[chrisisofaith]

it literally all made me sick
including pizza, but i still eat it sometimes
noodles were good, those didn’t mess me up
cheetos were the cheese puff things?
didn’t eat anything flaming unless you mean spicy
because i still didn’t but i’d try them anyway i fucking love spicy food