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i'm pretty sure if nate saw us sparring he'd lose his mind so like jot that one down

i could be secretly swole chris u dont know

[chrisisofaith]

[....Oh. It's slang. Ok. He's got it.]

gods you're right. he'd record it. clearly i need to teach you how to spar so we could do it convincingly.

nick i've had my hands on you? i know you aren't. unless you're using magic. magical guns. there's your next potion.

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you could teach me how to spar for the joy of the sport and if we happen to all end up wildly horny along the way then thats just a cherry on top

oh but that actually is a good idea bc i always wondered what i'd look like if i was actually like. buff yknow?

[chrisisofaith]

ok but i would actually absolutely teach you to spar, if you wanted

i would also love to see you buff. i’d even try it with you

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do u think i'd be hotter with abs nate was v non-committal about it

(also like ok lowkey yes i wanna learn to fight but violence makes me stressed and it makes for a weird dynamic i feel like u should know that going in)

[chrisisofaith]

i mean yes. but i like a touch of muscle on anyone. nate just likes what nate likes i think

(and ok that's entirely fair. we can always try and bail later if you want, but learning defensive sparring would still get you abs and not involve violence)

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im a very specific type ok its reasonable to assume aesthetic changes might affect that appeal

i also should warn you i will try + distract you with sex like every time bc i hate working at anything just like
while i'm getting it all out there

😌

[chrisisofaith]

slender attractive? spirit creature aesthetic.

if we're in full disclosure then i'll admit sparring turns me on so i won't say you'll never be successful, but i'll try to keep us on track, this is also now my pet project so i'm committed to get some toning on your arms at least
(unless you end up super hating it)

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where im from we call them twinks

theres a joke about cardio warmups there probably. anyway i am here for sexy toned fighting me, i was doing a whole...
new years resolution thing but i sort of slipped off

new year new me 2.0 lets do this, make me hot chris

[chrisisofaith]

you're already hot but new and improved sounds good.

real question
why 'twinks'?

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ok that's actually an excellent question and i honestly have no idea

maybe it's something to do w twinkies? i guess you don't have them either though do you :(

[chrisisofaith]

nope

nate might have fed them to me when he was introducing me to ‘junk food’ though

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honestly i'll be very disappointed if he didnt junk food is the best

did u try cheetos theyre the best by far
flamin' hot ones aren't as good here as they are back home but like itll do yknow

[chrisisofaith]

it literally all made me sick
including pizza, but i still eat it sometimes
noodles were good, those didn’t mess me up
cheetos were the cheese puff things?
didn’t eat anything flaming unless you mean spicy
because i still didn’t but i’d try them anyway i fucking love spicy food

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i bet he didnt let u try tofu he's got a weird thing against it :(
thats not junk food but like the point still stands it totally can be of u make it right

[chrisisofaith]

no? what’s tofu? ive seen it on menus and in stores
some kind of wet block thing

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i fucking knew it

do not listen to any of nate's opinions abt tofu just let me grab u for lunch later in the week im totally going to change ur life

[chrisisofaith]

you still haven’t told me what it is but deal
i’ll try anything once