[ honestly, the f-bomb should clue her in now that she managed to fuck up a text to poe because he doesn't uuuusually say that outside of a ~sexy~ context, but nah ]
babe 🥺 you're right, i do deserve the cheddah.
you know, now that you mention it cheese prizes would be an extremely effective motivator for me to get shit done.
[ ......okay now she's starting to clue in. enough to actually check the username attached to this conversation, yep.
woops.
eh whatever, she can roll with this ]
little nuggets! you're a little nugget.
also maybe i will smash the whole thing. maybe that's where i'm at right now as a person. although venom's really into cheddar too so it's actually very forreal possible that i could eat it all in one sitting. like, don't count that idea out.
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babe you eat that fucking cheese
go nuts
you deserve it
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babe 🥺
you're right, i do deserve the cheddah.
you know, now that you mention it
cheese prizes would be an extremely effective motivator for me to get shit done.
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everyone should use cheese as a reward system i think we would all be much more productive little nuggets as a result
are u just gonna smash the whole thing in one go or what?
( sorry to whoever's very important dinner plans he may or may not be ruining right now, but this is honestly too funny not to lean in )
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woops.
eh whatever, she can roll with this ]
little nuggets!
you're a little nugget.
also maybe i will smash the whole thing.
maybe that's where i'm at right now as a person.
although venom's really into cheddar too so it's actually very forreal possible that i could eat it all in one sitting.
like, don't count that idea out.
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am very pressed i don't also have cheddar prob need to rectify this actually
venom what now
say more right now
( it was never a very storng ruse to begin with lets be real )
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venom's a tricky subject...
let's rewind first.
i'm gwen.