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un: gwenzelle ( misfire )

[gwenzelle]

listen i know you said that the block of cheddar cheese is supposed to be saved for whatever you're making for dinner this weekend
so i shouldn't eat it before then
but
hear me out





no

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( this is the greatest thing that's ever happened to him )

babe you eat that fucking cheese
go nuts
you deserve it

[gwenzelle]

[ honestly, the f-bomb should clue her in now that she managed to fuck up a text to poe because he doesn't uuuusually say that outside of a ~sexy~ context, but nah ]

babe 🥺
you're right, i do deserve the cheddah.

you know, now that you mention it
cheese prizes would be an extremely effective motivator for me to get shit done.

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ur so right
everyone should use cheese as a reward system i think we would all be much more productive little nuggets as a result

are u just gonna smash the whole thing in one go or what?

( sorry to whoever's very important dinner plans he may or may not be ruining right now, but this is honestly too funny not to lean in )

[gwenzelle]

[ ......okay now she's starting to clue in. enough to actually check the username attached to this conversation, yep.




woops.

eh whatever, she can roll with this ]

little nuggets!
you're a little nugget.

also maybe i will smash the whole thing.
maybe that's where i'm at right now as a person.
although venom's really into cheddar too so it's actually very forreal possible that i could eat it all in one sitting.
like, don't count that idea out.

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i am a little nugget you're so right
am very pressed i don't also have cheddar prob need to rectify this actually

venom what now
say more right now

( it was never a very storng ruse to begin with lets be real )

[gwenzelle]

i wish i could say that i knew you were an im-pasta all along, but i'd be lying. it took me a minute.

venom's a tricky subject...
let's rewind first.

i'm gwen.