theres a guy building a big ship or smth for some reason idk why. piracy or smth. but he wants ppl investing in "timber and guns" and he said if i invest then he will consider naming the ship the sugondese
i think u would look like an actual baby infant who had glue above his upper lip and then he rolled around on a hair salon floor that hadnt been swept and all the hair stuck to the glue
text, un: jfk
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NICHOLAS
NICHOLAS
NICHOLAS
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listen to me
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theres a guy building a big ship or smth for some reason idk why. piracy or smth. but he wants ppl investing in "timber and guns" and he said if i invest then he will consider naming the ship the sugondese
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does he know
100% yes sign urself the fuck up i will bankroll the hell out of this
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he doesnt know he has no fucking idea
i think hes from vampire times
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perfect
youre perfect
is he hot?
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hes got some wacky facial hair going on and i think its hot that he puts that much effort into maintaining it
its like
imagine if you had really intense drag queen cheekbone contour but it was facial hair
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appealing??
who knows
should i grow a moustache
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what if i looked hot w it
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can u even grow facial hair genuine question
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stubble
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for me ur ol pal kennedy
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i feel like this is something i could fix w magic but also like that doesnt feel right yknow?
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u have to love the facial hair god gave you amen amen 🙏 🙌
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do u ever think about how michelangelo probs had to pencil in "carve davids dick and balls" on his calendar when he was making that statue
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who's hotter me or michaelangelo's david
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why would you even ask me that
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one time i had a sex dream about us like that just fyi
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was i beheading u... wtf...
i would never do that ftr i love ur head and the way its attached to ur neck
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