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pls let nick stay off work he is worried he'll lose his umbrella :(

no i actually like my job i just need to figure out how to get there without ending up horny af or mugged every day

[unfriendlygreen]

Plastic poncho?

Now that you mentioned moving the rain, I wonder if wind would work. Make yourself the centre of a very gentle tornado.

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hideous :(

oh. i haven't tried that actually, maybe i need another experiment

[unfriendlygreen]

if you cause an actual tornado I refuse to be held responsible.

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i'm pretty sure we have literal proof in writing right here that it is ur fault

[unfriendlygreen]

if two students create natural disasters then it becomes a pattern, Nick. I don't want to be that teacher.

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clearly the problem here is u ragnor
ok should i try it ur not allowed to come over if it doesn't work

[unfriendlygreen]

perhaps you should try in a more controlled environment first.

[ not that he expects nick to listen, but one has to try. ]

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how am i supposed to recreate these conditions as a controlled environment pls explain

[unfriendlygreen]

you can't make it rain indoors? Embarrassing.

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why would i have ever wanted it to rain indoors before now
also there's no stakes w that rain its not useful unless it burns or something so i know if any's getting on me
ur embarrassing

[unfriendlygreen]

where is your creativity? you can attach a little rain cloud to a friend and watch them be furious about it.

[ this has been done to him more than he's done it to others, but he's not going to say that. ]

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i just don't share ur same passion for pranks + shenanigans i'm sorry 2 disappoint

[unfriendlygreen]

oh no. have i allowed our relationship to grow too casual? should i reevaluate how i act towards you?

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what does that mean
ragnor

[unfriendlygreen]

it's a joke.

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dont haunt me w rainclouds it would make me very unhappy

[unfriendlygreen]

the rain clouds are for people who are already unhappy.

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oh well im safe then im never sad

do u think it would be easier to work something to make the umbrella return to the owners hand

[unfriendlygreen]

yes, definitely. if it's you are familiar enough with the umbrella you should be able to fetch it from anywhere in the city.

you could also try marking it with a rune to make it easier to find.

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ugh maybe, this is so annoying maybe i will just try to bully nate into picking me up for shifts. the rain is ruining everything :( :( :(


what are u doing

[unfriendlygreen]

[ NO, KEEP BEING DISTRACTED. THAT WAS BETTER. ]

Retrieval magic is only difficult to master at first, but once you know it it's incredibly versatile. You ought to learn it.

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ok but also it looks hard and im tired
are u busy??

[unfriendlygreen]

not particularly. i'm learning quantum physics.

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oh good nothing important :)
do u want to come over + help me figure out how to hotbox in my room w/o anything sticking around or sneaking out of my room