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why would i disapprove of that since obviously if you were with me i could use my muscles + very clever charms to protect you???? you would only be in danger of swooning tbqh

i bet i could make the case to kyle



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do u think henry needs help with Tall and Handsome?

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trust me i made all the cases its kind of hard to argue when the other person has the "but do u want to be a vampire" trump card :/
also the thought of making him stressed makes me immeasurably sad but like mostly the first part

omg u cant!! let henry have his moment in the sun he will never forgive me if u go and ruin his cute lil work date hes like just started letting me tell him personal stories w/o cutting me off
we're basically besties now i let him have the lunch i left there yesterday

i have t+h's number anyway u can have it for next time 😘

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i'm not gonna ruin his date, it's adorable + it's good to see henry getting it finally

he's always so ~professional it's weird to me

i want to have a fun & non-professional workplace is that so wrong

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i obviously support ur unprofessional workplace endlessly

apart from i wish u would wear a suit in just like one single time but thats like a whole secretly fucking the boss thing + not really about professionalism at all

maybe he just doesnt like us very much :(

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ugh but suits make me look so hawthorne




what do u mean how could he not like us

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yeah but u could be all 'well maybe i could promote u if u 😏show me ur skills' + try to keep quiet while i suck u off in the break room like 'oh no our coworkers cant hear or someone might report me to HR'
v hot


listen idk why anyone would not like u but i do recognize that like as a person im not everyones cup of tea
:/ i hope not though henry's cool i want him to like me

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office kink, i get you.
whatd you be wearing?

henry would be mad not to like you. so would anyone.

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slutty little pencil skirt obv
maybe some glasses
they will Not survive the shift

its true im a fucking delight
it's fine i think if henry like actively didn't like us he'd just get a job somewhere else right?

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he likes you more than you think

he's just very bad at expressing it