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user name: nick
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yes
not here

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wack. did it hurt?

also yes sry i can do that
do u want like drugs or something 4 booze

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i mean i ended up in a coma for a bit so
probably?

uh to drink?
i have
a super fast metabolism
i can down 12 shots and feel absolutely nothing

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yikes who even gets struck by lightning isnt it only like 50 ppl a year or something thats so unlucky

its like a super common problem here actually everyones a supernatural something or a hero whatever
ur not alone et cetera
but ok so i usually do like weed or pills but obv thats not everyones jam
if u wanna be a teeny tiny bit of a guinea pig ive been working on something u can add to like reg alcohol and itll like make it more effective on u
kinda like giving urself a roofie ig but more controlled than that

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i guess every superhero needs an origin story?

but this isn't going to like make me compelled to do extreme things is it?
i know that's A Thing that can happen here
like wanting to bang the first person you see or whatever
this is just like getting your buzz on, right?

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ew no i only do those if ur asking for that
no surprises or anything like that thats creepy

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ok
just making sure
my birthday's coming up and i'd like to you know
kind of have a buzz for it
or be able to

how much does it cost?

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oh well i mean if its for ur bday
do u have a job?

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yeah i deliver things
i can pay, it's not a problem

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ik but like, if its almost ur bday

just get me a bottle of something nice + i'll call it even
(liquor tho not wine im not about that)

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if you're sure?
how long does it usually take it to make?
where should i send this bottle to?

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u could just like....drop it at my house, when u come collect
or i mean if snail mail is ur thing sure u could write a lil postcard too that'd be cute

like a couple of days? probably? no later at least but im like swamped today

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i do deliveries remember?
i can drop it off for you no problem

but that's fine yeah
no super rush or anything
thanks a lot, dude