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im thinking of starting a dogwalking business
not rly but it would be cute

[drmcsexy]

It would be.

How many pets do we currently have? Also if they're not ours, are you going to be arrested for pupnapping?

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well that depends on ur definition of "pets"

[drmcsexy]

So we're being pedantic about this, huh?

Let me make this easily clear. Who all is living in the stupid ass giant beach house that isn't you, me, or Mikey? Who counts anything that breaths or has a heartbeat, no matter how many legs it does or does not have.

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what if theyre just like
temporarily residing 😌

[drmcsexy]

How many, Babe? I'm not being woken up by creatures in the night I'm not aware of. Please?

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just like
ok there is ONE dog but i think she's a stray so im gonna bring her to a shelter as soon as she doesnt look so skinny

shes not even in the house i made her a lil pen

and theres a couple of birds but they dont live here they just come hang out looking 4 food occasionally

[drmcsexy]

Nick, you know they're welcome. It's OUR house. Ours. Yours too.

I just want to know who all is living here, that's all.

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i dont want to turn the place into a zoo lol that matt damon film sucked

just yknow sometimes they look sad + its easier to bring them here until theyre back on their feet and then go to the shelter yknow??

[drmcsexy]

I would rather not a zoo either.

But honestly, I support this. Okay? They snatch people away and pets get abandoned. So do what you need to. Okay?

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maybe like
one dog

to keep the cats company u know

[drmcsexy]

[ Maybe he should have mentioned this to Michael? He hopes he'll be happy about it. ]

I don't think one dog would be bad.
Maybe someone that would run with me when Cullen refuses?