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[chrisisofaith]

Has Thunder stolen your stuff yet?

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no bc i would simply never deny thunder even one single thing
it is all freely gifted

[chrisisofaith]

she’s already a spoiled brat, you’re going to make it worse

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she is a precious darling who has never done anything wrong in her life ever

[chrisisofaith]

she would steal my incense sticks!

i had to collect bottle caps to trade her for my signet ring

she would divebomb visitors to the house

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maybe if u had shared ur incense sticks she wouldn't have had to take them 🤷‍♀️ if thunder wanted to divebomb me i would simply let her

she doesnt tho we're besties now, i share my lunch w her

[chrisisofaith]

you want me to share religious-use incense with a bird

you should eat your food you need it more

is she getting along with your little monsters?

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yes obviously next question

i think theyre a bit jealous of the new kid on the block theres a lot of attention fishing going on rn and im only one person but she was playing with the mothcats earlier and hasnt tried to eat any of them so im counting it as a win

do u think she likes dancing?

[chrisisofaith]

if you whistle sharply twice, she knows that means stop or bad idea
just in case she does try to eat a mothcat or anything else

yes
she liked to bob up and down with festival's music
sometimes she'll sing

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good thing im a whistling champ, but its fine theyre all gonna be besties im sure there wont be any attempted murders

oh my god i bet shes never heard taylor swift im gonna change her life

[chrisisofaith]

oh gods

nick no

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too late

[chrisisofaith]

i can’t believe you’re ruining a perfectly good raven with your not music

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listen chris i'm sorry you cant understand the complexities of her music but that doesn't mean you should be denying your child the right to expand her mind and her taste levels

im her cool uncle now i'm gonna sneak her pop music when ur not looking

i'd take her to concerts too but i dont think taylor's planning to expand to a multiversal market just yet