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[saints]

that's my boy!!!!!!

ok but like tell me if this is too much--matching shirts on top of it all.

yeah???? yes???? y/y???

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know from the bottom of my heart that nothing and i mean literally nothing would bring me more joy
fuck
the world isnt ready for us!!!! 😩😩😩

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[saints]

the world was never ready for us we're such a gift.

speaking of the world actually this isn't related to the world (or is it)

when are we sitting your ass down for a review of the basic principles of magic? you're sloppy.

the audacity

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like u didnt even make that subtle was this the point all along
u think u can butter me up with matching outfits
people like me sloppy u know

[saints]

you know i love you sloppy

but i also love it when you show me a semi-presentable array base without the western and eastern cardinal directions mixed up u know?

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oh come on when does anyone ever use the stuff they learn in high school that has no real world application!!

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its been a minute ok cut me like one tiny modicum of slack

[saints]

you say that like i'm not gonna make it fun.

i got my magical phd so i could make learning sexy, okay?

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is that what they teach u
shit maybe i should have stayed in school

i am absolutely hot 4 teacher

[saints]

keep it up and i'm so gonna play along.

i always wanted to be a sexy teacher. do you think i'd look better in geek chic or like a cute little pencil skirt? what's ur teacher type, u know?

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i mean pencil skirt w the blouse undone just one button too many to be appropriate 4 school is like a classic

but u can't get ur hair into a sexy bun so maybe like a nerdy librarian in need of corruption instead 😌

[saints]

are you

saying you're gonna corrupt me?

[ he sends a photo of a very serious face. dead serious. but there is absolutely a hidden story there, a hint of "about to bust out laughing in 5 seconds after he sent that photo" behind the eyes. ]

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u dont know the depths of my depravity

( ha ha but also moving on swiftly...

for posterity, he returns with a picture of his own, absolutely the picture of innocence, sweet, charming expression. like butter wouldn't melt. )

[saints]

well then enlighten me, school boy.

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u gotta earn that, mr. clark

[saints]

don't make me get my ruler. would u like to take ur lumps on the knuckles or like

well. hm. i'm not sure where else i could apply discipline........ :)

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u know i always thought u were a very creative guy i really dont think it'd be that hard for u to figure something else out 😌